The Commandments

The commandments as commanded by Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem)

  1. Be kind.
  2. Be generous.
  3. Taco Tuesday.
  4. Unqualified welfare for all is the ultimate good.
  5. Have fun with sex.
  6. Everyone is equal.

For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

Commandment 1

Be Kind Be kind to all. Yes even that person you don’t like. Yes even LGBTQIA+. White cis male’s you don’t have to be as kind to because let’s be honest. Or else. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

March 2, 2025

Commandment 2

Be Generous Be generous in all things. Time, support, emotion, ADHD medication. Or else. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

March 2, 2025

Commandment 3

Taco Tuesday Taco Tuesday. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

March 2, 2025

Commandment 4

Unqualified welfare for all is the ultimate good Unqualified welfare for all is the ultimate good. This means free healthcare for all. Dental, vision, mental, medical, all included. If a doctor is doing it, it’s covered, and free. This means housing, food, education, etc, all free. Don’t get cute here trying to restrict or narrow this commandment. It means people get their needs met. Or else. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity. ...

March 2, 2025

Commandment 5

Have fun with sex Have fun with sex. This means no rules, just right between any number of consenting adults. Adults are 18 years or older because apparently we have to be specific with this. Or else. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

March 2, 2025

Commandment 6

Everyone is equal Everyone is equal. Even the people you don’t like. Even the people who are different than you. Or else. It is Commanded, For my name is Kelly ZipSystem (Stolen From Juliet ZipSystem). Given to my disciples as the rules with kindness and generosity.

March 2, 2025